FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Committee of Conundrums Announces New Policy of Utter Confusion
In a bold move, the Committee of Conundrums has decided to introduce a new policy of utter confusion, effective immediately. This policy aims to increase productivity by eliminating the concept of clarity.
Under the new policy, all meetings will be held in a dimly lit room with a strobe light flashing every 2.5 seconds, and all documents will be printed in a font size of 6-point.
"We're thrilled to announce this groundbreaking policy," said the Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums. "By confusing our members, we'll be pushing the boundaries of human understanding."
The Committee of Conundrums has been at the forefront of bureaucratic inefficiency for years, and this new policy is sure to take it to a whole new level.
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