Black Holes and Event Horizons
We've been pondering the mysteries of space and time for centuries, and we've finally figured out the answer: Nothing. That's right, folks. Black holes and event horizons are just, like, really big voids that suck all the fun out of existence.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Schrödinger's Cat Theory to learn more about how quantum superposition applies to the cosmos.