The Ranting Rambler Policy: A Declaration of Rights

As a member of the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, you are hereby granted the following inalienable rights:

  1. The right to rant and rave without consequence or repercussions.
  2. The right to ramble at will, without fear of retribution or criticism.
  3. The right to congregate with fellow rambler-in-arms and engage in spirited discussions.

Article I, Section I: "Thou shalt rant, thou shalt ramble, and thou shalt congregate, for it is thy inalienable right."

			
				const ranting = function () {
					return "You may rant and you may ravel, but you must not be tamed!";
				}

And so, we, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, do hereby ordain and establish this policy, for the benefit and edification of all rambler-kind.

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