Rita's Routine Quandary Members

Welcome to the most prestigious committee in all the land, where we take the art of making things more complicated and bring it to a whole new level of absurdity.

Meet our members:

• Rita the Riddle Maker
• Rita the Exasperated
• Rita the Naysayer

Our mission:

1. To make the simplest problems sound more complicated.
2. To turn the ordinary into the extraordinary, by making it boring.
3. To confuse the masses with our collective expertise.

Subpages:

Why We Can't Just Say No - A treatise on the futility of dissent.

Rita's Rap Battles - A series of rap battles against the concept of simplicity.