Member 5 of the Committee of Conundrums

Conundrum of the Day

Today's Conundrum:

What's the best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti?

  1. Answer 1
  2. Answer 2
  3. Answer 3
Member 5's Personal Statement:
I have spent years contemplating this conundrum and have come to the conclusion that the only correct way to eat a bowl of spaghetti is with a fork in one hand, a knife in the other, and a spoon for sopping up the meat sauce. Anything else is simply not worth considering.