Committee of Conundrums: Rules and Regulations

Bylaws, ordinances, and directives. Oh, and don't forget the policies. And procedures. And guidelines. And...

Rule 1: All members must attend meetings, even if they have a hangover.

Meeting Attendance Policies

Regulation 2: All members are required to wear funny hats to meetings.

Hat Optional Attendance

Rule 3: All committee members must have a valid reason for their existence.

Membership Requisites

Regulation 4: All decisions must be made by consensus, or by the chair, whichever is more convenient.

Decision Making Procedures

Rule 5: All members are expected to be experts in at least one obscure field of study.

Expertise Certification

Don't get us wrong, these rules are not optional.

Committee Bylaws