Panel 1: "The Art of Saying Nothing"
Join us for a riveting discussion on the art of saying nothing. Our panel of experts will explore the nuances of evading direct questions and the importance of not being too honest.
Speakers:
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Professor of Procrastination
- Mrs. Emily P. Fudgesworth, Specialist in Saying Nothing
- Mr. Timothy P. Tattletales, Expert in Not Telling the Truth
Panel 2: "The Joy of Procrastination"
Discover the hidden joys of putting things off until the last minute. Our panel of procrastination experts will reveal the secrets of getting nothing done while still looking productive.
Speakers:
- Mr. Balthazar McProcrastination, Master of the Delayed Response
- Ms. Daphne O. Dillydally, Specialist in Prolonging the Obvious
- Dr. Henry P. Hemipede, Expert in Doing Nothing
Panel 3: "The Science of Doing the Bare Minimum"
Learn the secrets of getting by with the least amount of effort. Our panel of minimalists will show you that you can achieve greatness with minimal output.
Speakers:
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- Mr. Bobo B. Minimalist, Master of the Bare Minimum
- Ms. Lily L. Loaf, Specialist in Doing the Least Amount of Work Necessary
- Dr. Zephyr P. Zzz, Expert in Snoozing Through Life