The Secret Keepers of Conundrums Subcommittee is a special group within the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with solving the world's most puzzling problems. Or not.
Our motto? "We'll get to it eventually." Our method? "Let's all just stare at it for a bit."
Chairperson: Dr. Conundrum P. Fuddlement
Meeting Minutes:
Member 1: The guy who just stares at the wall for hours.
Member 2: The one who just talks about the importance of being on time.
Member 3: The one who just eats all the donuts.