Committee of Conundrums - Secret Solvers

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the world's most baffling enigmas come to be met with a healthy dose of confusion and despair.

Our team of expert solvers has been stumped by the following:

• Paradoxes of the Irrational
• Unsolvable Problems
• Eternal Loops of Logic

We're still working on them.

Some notable failures include:

• The nature of consciousness (still on the whiteboard)
• The meaning of life (lost in the couch cushions)
• The best way to eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (still debating)

We're open to suggestions, but don't hold your breath.