Section 2: Foot Fiasco
As the Committee of Conundrums continues to bask in the glory of its own self-importance, the members have found themselves in a sticky situation. Literally.
It appears that one of our esteemed members, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has managed to get his feet stuck in the Jell-O of his own ego. The committee is in an uproar, with some members calling for his immediate release from the sticky situation.
Others, however, are calling for a more nuanced approach, one that takes into account the complexities of the foot-jell-O conundrum. They argue that it is a matter of great importance, and that we must consider the implications of such a situation on our understanding of the space-time continuum.
As we speak, Reginald is still stuck, and the committee is at an impasse. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.