Committee of Conundrums: Foot Fiasco Solutions

After weeks of deliberation, we have reached a consensus on the following solutions to the foot fiasco:

Solution 1: Mandatory Socks

Due to the alarming rate of missing socks in the committee, we are introducing a new policy: all members must wear socks at all times.

Learn more about the Sock Protocol

Submit your sock-related grievances here

Join the Sock Squad and help enforce sock compliance

Solution 2: Sock Sorting Facility

We are establishing a central hub for all socks, regardless of owner. This will greatly reduce lost socks.

Take a tour of the Sock Sorting Facility

Participate in Sock Bingo for prizes!

Solution 3: Sock-astrophic Insurance

We are introducing a comprehensive insurance policy to cover all sock-related incidents.

Learn more about Sock-astrophic Insurance

Apply for Sock-astrophic Disaster Relief