After weeks of deliberation, we have reached a consensus on the following solutions to the foot fiasco:
Due to the alarming rate of missing socks in the committee, we are introducing a new policy: all members must wear socks at all times.
Learn more about the Sock Protocol
Submit your sock-related grievances here
Join the Sock Squad and help enforce sock compliance
We are establishing a central hub for all socks, regardless of owner. This will greatly reduce lost socks.
Take a tour of the Sock Sorting Facility
Participate in Sock Bingo for prizes!
We are introducing a comprehensive insurance policy to cover all sock-related incidents.