Committee of Conundrums: Sock Drama Queen

Welcome, mortals, to the Committee of Conundrums, where the most pressing issues are not world hunger, climate change, or world peace, but rather the age-old struggle of Sock Drama Queen.

Learn about Sock Drama King, her arch-nemesis and eternal rival Join the Sock Drama Queen Support Group and commiserate about your own Sock Trauma

We are currently experiencing a severe shortage of Sock Elasticity, and it's up to YOU to help us solve this crisis!

Donate your extra Sock Elastic today and save a kingdom!

But don't forget, our greatest foe is not the Sock Goblin, but rather Sock Drama Queen's Sibling, the Sock of Ennui.

Read about the Sock of Ennui's sinister plot to drain all joy from our kingdom.