Committee of Conundrums & Sock Hacking Workshop
Because who needs normal socks, anyway?
Supersize Your Socks
Warning: Supersizing your socks may cause excessive toe jamming, heel slippage, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
But hey, it's worth it!
Why Supersize Your Socks?
For the love of all things absurd, why not?
Because who needs normal socks, anyway?
Because it's fun.
Supersize Your Socks for Dummies Sock Geometry 101: AdvancedCode Snippets
/* Supersize Sock Calculator */
function Supersize_Socks(sockLength, sockWidth) {
var supersizeFactor = 2.5;
return sockLength * supersizeFactor * sockWidth;
}
console.log(Supersize_Socks(10, 15));