Quantum Sock Nomics: Because Who Needs Socks Anyway?

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we tackle the really tough stuff: like what color socks are most likely to be found in a laundry basket at 3 AM, and how many of them have been worn by your neighbor.

• Sock Hierarchy: A Study of the Great Sock-to-Sock Ratio
• Sock Ontology: The Nature of Sock-ness
• Sock Ethics: When Socks Become a Moral Compass

Folding Simulation: Because Sock Folding is the Key to World Peace