Our current focus is on the "Sock Puppet Protocol for Effective Communication" (SPPEC). This groundbreaking document outlines the principles for using sock puppets to convey complex ideas and emotions in a clear and concise manner.
Key tenets of the SPPEC include:
- Using a minimum of 3 puppets for optimal message transmission
- Puppet-to-puppet communication must be done in a dialectical dance
- At least 2 hours of puppet-based roleplay is required for maximum effectiveness