Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to the next installment of the Sock Puppet Saga! Today, we will be discussing the intricacies of puppeteering and the ethics of using sentient, autonomous socks as our representatives.
Remember, members, to keep your wits about you and your sense of humor sharp! This will be a meeting for the books!
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