Agenda Item: Sock Puppet Uprising
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Sock Puppet Society has declared independence and is now demanding equal representation in all future committee meetings. The members of the Committee of Conundrums are advised to bring their favorite socks and a willingness to negotiate.
Action Items:
- Establish a Sock Puppet Liaison Officer
- Conduct a thorough analysis of the Sock Puppet's demands
- Prepare for possible Sock Puppet-related security risks
A motion to address the Sock Puppet Uprising will be made at the next meeting. All members are encouraged to come prepared to debate and possibly wear their favorite socks as a show of solidarity.
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