Welcome to the Sock Savant Society Sock-a-Thon, where the art of sock arrangement is taken very seriously.
Sock Arrangement Guidelines
We have carefully curated a set of rules for the optimal arrangement of socks in your sock drawer. Follow these guidelines for maximum sock harmony:
- Sort by color
- Sort by pattern
- Sort by texture
- Sort by size
- Sort by... wait, no, just sort by color
Socky Skepticism
We're not saying you should question the very fabric of our sock arrangement guidelines. But, if you're feeling skeptical, you're not alone.
Join the Socky Skepticism Committee to explore the existential implications of sock arrangement.