It's a bright and terrible morning, and you're still trying to figure out how to get the toaster to work. Don't worry, we're here to help.
Signal 1 is the first stage in our patented Sock Signal Decoding Process™. Here, we'll walk you through the basics of identifying the telltale signs of an impending existential crisis.
Signal 2: The Sudden Onset of Self-Loathing
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can Signal 1.5: The Slight but Persistent Feeling of Dread.