In the year 2023, the Sock Signal Decoding Initiative was established to crack the code of sock signals. After 5 years of tireless efforts, we finally cracked Signal 1.5, the most elusive of them all.
Signal 1.5 is a rare, high-frequency signal emitted by the socks of the most fashionable among us. It's a complex pattern of 17 distinct frequencies, each with its own unique meaning.
Understanding Signal 1.5 is crucial in predicting the likelihood of a person's fashion sense being influenced by their astrological chart. It's a breakthrough in the field of astro-sockology.
Signal 1.5 is currently being analyzed in our minimalist laboratory. We expect to crack it within the next fortnight.
We are seeking brave and stylish individuals to join our committee and help us unravel the mysteries of the sock signal realm. Apply now!
The Committee of Conundrums, Sock Signal Decoding division, is not responsible for any lost socks, missing socks, or sock-related trauma. Use at your own risk.
Email: conundrums@socksignal.org