Committee of Conundrums: Sock Signal Decoding Techniques

Welcome to the most prestigious committee on the planet, where the art of Sock Signal Decoding is taken very seriously. Our expert committee members have decoded the most intricate sock patterns known to mankind, and we're here to teach you the techniques.

Note: Please do not attempt to decode the Socks of the Damned, as they are known to cause spontaneous combustion and existential dread.