Sock Signal Protocol Specification | Committee of Conundrums

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Introduction

As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we have been tasked with creating a protocol for the exchange of Sock Signals. A Sock Signal is a message sent between two socks, typically a top and bottom, to indicate that the wearer is in distress or requires assistance.

Our specification outlines the rules for encoding, transmitting, and decoding Sock Signals to ensure compatibility between different types of footwear and operating systems.

Signal Encoding

Signals are encoded using the following scheme:

				Signal Type 
					1 // Bunion Alert
					2 
						// Heel Slip
					
					3 
						4 // Toe Tangle
					
					5 
						6 // Sock Drawer Disagreement

Signal Transmission

Sock Signals are transmitted through a proprietary protocol, utilizing a combination of color changes, vibrations, and electromagnetic pulses.

Signal Decoding

To decode a Sock Signal, simply refer to the following table:

Signal Type	Decoded Message
1	Bunions are in distress!
2	Heel slip imminent!
3	Sock tangle ahead!
5	Sock Drawer disagreement detected.

We hope this specification helps you in navigating the complexities of Sock Signal Protocol.