The Supreme Ruler of Socks and Tartan

Meet our fearless leader, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq. He's been leading us into the depths of fashion disaster since 1995.

His trusty steed, a majestic stallion named Steve, is always by his side. Together, they conquer the world of footwear one mismatched sock at a time.

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