Socks Are Plotting Against Us
We have reason to believe that our socks are secretly working against us. At first, we thought it was just a simple case of lost and matching socks, but further investigation has revealed a more sinister plot.
The evidence is mounting: the disappearance of our favorite socks, the discovery of a hidden sock drawer with an alarming number of holes, and the strange glow of the washing machine in the dead of night.
We are not alone in this fight, and we have assembled a team of experts to help us combat the Sock Uprising.