Sock-Based Militarization Solutions
As you may know, the world is on the brink of collapse. But fear not! Our committee has been working tirelessly to provide you with the most absurd, yet potentially viable, solutions to the crisis.
Option 1: Mandatory Sock Ownership
Every citizen will be required to own at least 5 pairs of socks per month. This will stimulate the economy, reduce stress, and increase the national sock count.
Read more about the benefits of more socksOption 2: Sock-Based Currency
We will replace the current monetary system with a system based solely on socks. The more socks you have, the more influence you'll have in society.
Read more about the implementationOption 3: Sock-Based Militarization
Our experts have developed a system where socks are used for defense purposes. Sock-based drones, sock-wielding warriors, and sock-covered fortresses will keep us safe from harm.
Learn more about the science behind Sock-Based Militarization