Socks in Odd Places: A Guide
It starts innocently enough: one lone sock, missing its mate. But as the days go by, the lone sock accumulates friends. It finds its way into the couch cushions, the fridge, the freezer (where it's frozen in time), and even under the bed.
But fear not! For we, the Committee of Conundrums, are here to help. We've compiled a list of common places where socks go to die:
- Behind the couch
- Beneath the bed
- In the laundry basket (where they're just waiting for the cycle of life)
- On the ceiling fan (where they're caught in the vortex of life)
But remember, friends: a sock's life is a precious thing. Don't be so quick to judge. Maybe the sock just wanted to see the world.
