Socks in Space Committee Briefing

**Mission Objective:**

Our mission is to investigate the feasibility of using socks as a viable means of space exploration.

**Current Status:**

The committee has been in session for 3 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 1 second.

**Key Findings:**

We have discovered that socks are indeed viable for space exploration, but only if you're talking about the emotional support aspect of it all.

Our research indicates that astronauts in space are 99% more likely to develop Sock-Induced Anxiety Disorder (SIAD) when wearing mismatched socks.

**Next Steps:**

We recommend a full-scale production run of neon green socks for all astronauts, as it will provide a 100% increase in morale.

Also, a comprehensive study on the effects of toe-tapping on zero-gravity environments is underway.