Mission Objective: To boldly go where no sock has gone before.
We are proud to announce the launch of our Socks in Space initiative. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated astronauts will be embarking on a perilous journey to the moon of the Moon of Socks in search of the elusive, the unattainable, the legendary Socknificent One.
We will be conducting experiments on the effects of zero gravity on sock elasticity, the feasibility of sock-based space travel, and the optimal way to prevent sock-bunching in space.
Meet the Sock Squadron Sock Suit Up!Stay tuned for updates from the Socks in Space Mission Control Center.
Mission Control