Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Socks-in-Space Committee, because who needs actual space research when you have socks? Learn more about our mission

Meet the Team

Our team is comprised of the most dedicated, the most passionate, and the most bewildering individuals in the galaxy. Our Mission Statements

Chairperson, Zara Socksworth

Zara's claim to fame is being able to fit 17 pairs of socks on her feet at once. She's our leader and our resident Sock Whisperer.

Cosmic Sockologist, Balthazar McSnugglepants

Balthazar's expertise lies in the field of Sock Dynamics and Sock-ometry. He's always ready to calculate the trajectory of a sock in orbit.

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