Minutes of the Socks-in-Space Committee
Meeting 1: "Socks in Space: Theoretical Possibilities"
- Chairperson: Zorvath, the Intergalactical Sock Connoisseur
- Attendees: 7 brave souls
- Agenda:
- Item 1: Discussion on the feasibility of using socks as a means of space exploration
- Item 2: Debate on the ethics of wearing matching socks in zero gravity
- Decisions:
- Item 1: We will use socks as a means of space exploration. It's a great idea!
- Item 2: We will not wear matching socks in zero gravity. It's just not right.
Meeting 2: "The Sock-in-Space Conundrum"
- Chairperson: Zorvath, the Intergalactical Sock Connoisseur
- Attendees: 5 brave souls (2 of whom were secretly wearing matching socks)
- Agenda:
- Item 1: Discussion on the meaning of life in space with socks
- Item 2: Debate on the best way to deal with rogue socks in space
- Decisions:
- Item 1: Life is but a sock-filled void in space
- Item 2: We will use a combination of duct tape and prayer to deal with rogue socks in space
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