Committee of Conundrums: Socks in Space

Minutes from the Committee of Conundrums: Socks in Space - Meeting 42 Date: 30-02-3000 Location: The Void

Present: Chairperson Zorvath, Members: Blerg, Glrx, Xexu, and 42 other esteemed individuals.

Item 1: The committee debated the feasibility of using socks as a viable means of space travel. Consensus: Socks are not currently a feasible option.
Item 2: The committee discussed the importance of proper sock maintenance in zero-gravity environments. Consensus: Socks will need to be re-attached frequently.
Item 3: The committee voted to allocate 100 space dollars to the Sock-in-Space Initiative.