ARTICLE 1: Sock Ownership All socks within the realm of the Committee of Conundrums are hereby considered the property of the Sock Overlord.
Register your socks with the Sock Government to avoid being subject to arbitrary Sock Taxation.
ARTICLE 2: Sock Usage You agree to only use Socks of the Committee for official Committee purposes. Any other use is considered treason.
Read the Sock Usage Guidelines for more information.