THE SOCK NINJA DIVISION
Our mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before: into the void of lost socks. With our trusty Sock-o-matic 5000, we search the cosmos for those missing argyles and bring them home to their anxious owners.
Our Current Operation: Sock-napping
We have received reports of a rogue sock sighting in the vicinity of the Andromeda Galaxy. Our Sock-ninja team has been dispatched to investigate and retrieve the missing article. Stay tuned for further updates.
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