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Socky Nemesis
Socky Nemesis
Where the fabric of space-time unravels.
Socky's Theory:
It's not a theory, it's a fact: Socky Nemesis is the ultimate foe of footwear.
The Conundrum:
We're still trying to figure out why Socky Nemesis only haunts those who eat Cheetos for breakfast.
Learn more about Socky Syndrome
Theories So Far:
- It's the Cheetos dust that's the problem
- It's a portal to another dimension
- It's the ultimate manifestation of Socky's love of chaos
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