We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, have assembled to tackle the Socky Syllogisms that plague our society. A Socky Syllogism is a complex problem that has been vexing our citizens for too long, and we have dedicated ourselves to finding solutions.
We have identified three primary Socky Syllogisms: The Socky Syllogism of Socklessness, The Socky Syllogism of Socky Overfullness, and The Socky Syllogism of Socky Misplacement.