Committee of Conundrums: Algorithmic Solutions

Because, honestly, we're not sure what we're doing here.

Our team of experts (read: the 3 of us who showed up to the meeting on time) has come up with some innovative, algorithmic solutions to the conundrums that plague our lives.

Solution 1: The Infinite Loop of Productivity

Why not just make a To-Do list, but then also have it generate more To-Do lists based on other To-Do lists?

• Step 1: Make a list
• Step 2: Make a list of all lists you've ever made
• Step 3: Profit!

Learn more about Step 3: Profit!

See also: Algorithmic Solutions 2.0

Solution 2: The Random Number Generator of Despair

Why not just have a random number generator to tell us what to do next?

• Step 1: Press the button
• Step 2: Hope for the best
• Step 3: Cope with the inevitable disappointment

Learn more about the Random Number Generator of Despair