It's a machine that just won't stop brewing coffee. We've tried everything: unplugging it, throwing away the batteries, even setting it on fire.
Fill out form 27-B in triplicate and submit it to the Ministry of Coffee Regulation. They'll sort it out.
Read moreWe're talking duct tape, WD-40, and a can of hairspray. Don't worry, it's a temporary fix.
Read moreWe've heard rumors of a secret underground bunker filled with highly trained professionals who can handle this sort of thing.
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