The Why Didn't You Just Press the Button Already Committee: A Committee of Conundrums

Meet the committee responsible for solving the most pressing question of our time:

Why didn't you just press the button already?!

We're a team of experts in the field of Why Should We Have Pressed the Button in the First Place, and we're here to help you avoid making the same mistakes.

Our team is comprised of:

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Dr. Button-Pusher Extraordinaire, Chairperson

Dr. "I Told You So" McStern, Deputy Chairperson

Subcommittee on Why Didn't You Just Press the Button Already

Meet with us and let us help you avoid the crushing weight of your own indecision.

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