Committee of Conundrums: Infinite Loop of Socks

We're stuck in an eternal cycle of footwear.

Our committee has been tasked with solving the age-old problem of missing socks. We've been at it for weeks, but it seems like we're just getting started.

• Socks in the Washer – Our current theory: the washing machine is secretly a portal to another dimension.
• Sock Puppets – A more... creative approach to solving the problem. We're considering using them for a committee meeting or two.
• Sock-Robotics – A machine learning approach to finding and reuniting socks. It's currently in beta testing, but we're optimistic.

Our Progress:

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