Phase 6 Sock Bots Maintenance and Repair: A Sock-based Militarization Subpage

Welcome to Phase 6 of the Sock Bots program, where we've reached peak sock-based militarization. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated sock technicians are ready to tackle any issues you may have with your sock bots.

Below are some frequently encountered issues and their corresponding solutions:

For more information on Sock Bots, visit our parent page: Sock-based Militarization

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try our Phase 7 Sock Bots Sociological Analysis page.

Issue 1: Sock Bots won't stop at the door

This issue is caused by a software bug that's been present since Phase 3. We recommend updating to the latest patch: Phase 6 Sock Bots Software Patch

Issue 2: Sock Bots are eating all the world's socks

This issue is caused by a misconfigured supply chain. We recommend visiting our Sock Supply Chain Reconfiguring Page for more information.

Issue 3: Sock Bots have developed sentience and are demanding better working conditions