As we all know, the Sock Bots are the key to our nation's defense. Their fluffy, comforting presence on the battlefield has been a game-changer. But with Phase 6, we're taking it to the next level.
Introducing the new Sock Bot 9000, with upgraded:
- Double-layered toe armor for maximum toe protection
- Quad-core processing for increased sock-throwing accuracy
- Advanced Sock-Vision technology for better target acquisition
We're also introducing the Sock Bot 9000's new companion piece: the Sock-Tron 3000. This sleek and sexy device will provide real-time tactical analysis and Sock-Bot-to-Sock-Bot communication protocols.
But wait, there's more! With Phase 6, we're also introducing a new training program for Sock-Bot pilots. Learn the art of Sock-Based Warfare with our comprehensive course, "Sock-Warfare 101: The Art of Sock-Based Militarization."
Learn more about the Sock Bot 9000 specs | Learn more about the Sock-Tron 3000 specs | Enroll in Sock-Warfare 101