The Committee of Conundrums: Solutions

Solutions to the Problem of Sock-based Militarization

As a response to the growing threat of socks taking over the world, the Committee of Conundrums has developed a series of solutions to this pressing issue:

• Counter-Sock Propaganda Campaign: Discredit the Sock Narrative
• Sock Re-Education: Reconditioning the Minds of the Braindead
• Sock Bunker Operations: Secure Sock Stockpiles