Sock-Based Militarization Strategies
The Committee of Conundrums has finally cracked the code to the ultimate solution to all of our societal woes: Sock-Based Militarization!
Our top-secret, highly-trained, sock-squadrons are ready to defend our nation from any and all threats, using nothing but the most advanced sock-based technologies.
- Strategy 1: The Sock-Popular Defense - a fleet of sock-filled drones that will blanket the enemy in a wave of soft, fluffy terror.
- Strategy 2: The Sock-Snag - a stealthy approach using razor-sharp sock clips to ensnare and disable the enemy.
- Strategy 3: The Sock-Nado - a tornado of socks, swirling in upon the enemy with dizzying speed and ferocity.