SOCKY SOLDIER TRAINING PROGRAM

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' premier Socky Soldier Training Program! We've assembled a team of experts in the art of sock-based combat.

Our comprehensive curriculum covers:

• Advanced Sock Deployment Techniques
• Defensive Sock Positioning
• Sock-Based Hand-to-Hand Combat
• Sock Maintenance and Repair

Upon graduation, you'll be awarded the prestigious Sock Hero Certification, granting you access to exclusive Socky Soldier discounts at local coffee shops.

Apply now, and join the ranks of the most elite Socky Soldiers in the land!