Are you tired of living in a world where socks go missing, only to reappear weeks later in the washing machine? Do you struggle with the existential crisis of folding a perfect square? Look no further! The Sock Genius 3000 is here to help.
Our team of expert sock-folding temporal physicists have developed a revolutionary new system for folding socks in the correct dimension. With our patented Temporal Sock Folding Algorithm (TSFA), we can fold your socks in the past, present, and future, ensuring they are always in the correct orientation.
We've helped countless individuals with their sock-related conundrums. Here's just a few examples: