Committee of Conundrums: Solutions - Sock Glitter Spectrum

After months of deliberation, we've finally narrowed down the Sock Glitter Spectrum to 7 distinct categories:

Which category do you think best fits the Sock Glitter of your dreams?

Or do you have a Sock Glitter style that defies categorization?

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