Committee of Conundrums: Sock Glitter Solutions

Category 3: Razzle-Dazzle Method

Category 4: Sock Splatter

Method 2: Glitter Cleaning Device

Step 1: Prepare the Area

Clear a 5-foot radius around the affected area to prevent accidental glitter migration.

Step 2: Activate the Device

Flip the switch, press the button, and shout 'Glitter Be Gone' at the top of your lungs.

Step 3: Clean the Area

Use the built-in vacuum with built-in glitter-capture technology to remove 99.99% of the glitter.

Side effects of this method may include, but are not limited to: temporary loss of sparkle, permanent loss of dignity.

Next Steps: Category 1: Glitter Bombing, Category 5: Sock Avalanche