Category 3: Razzle-Dazzle Method
Clear a 5-foot radius around the affected area to prevent accidental glitter migration.
Flip the switch, press the button, and shout 'Glitter Be Gone' at the top of your lungs.
Use the built-in vacuum with built-in glitter-capture technology to remove 99.99% of the glitter.
Side effects of this method may include, but are not limited to: temporary loss of sparkle, permanent loss of dignity.
Next Steps: Category 1: Glitter Bombing, Category 5: Sock Avalanche