Q: Why do I never own enough socks?
A: We're not sure. Maybe you're secretly hoarding them all. Maybe you're a time-traveler from a world where socks are the only currency. Maybe you just really love socks and want to hoard them all. We don't judge.
Q: What is the sock-to-body ratio?
A: Ha! That's a trick question. There is no sock-to-body ratio. There is only Sock Glitter, the all-powering, soul-sucking, sock-filled void that consumes us all.
Q: What is sock glitter?
A: Sock Glitter is a phenomenon where socks start to sparkle, shimmer, and shine like diamonds in the light. It's a sign of greatness, or possibly madness. We're still researching.
Q: Should I buy socks in bulk?
A: Only if you want to be surrounded by an endless sea of sock-glittering chaos. Or, you know, just buy one or two pairs. We won't judge you.