Committee of Conundrums: Sock Glitter FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions (but not really frequently asked questions)

Here's what people usually ask us:

Q: Why do I never own enough socks?

A: We're not sure. Maybe you're secretly hoarding them all. Maybe you're a time-traveler from a world where socks are the only currency. Maybe you just really love socks and want to hoard them all. We don't judge.

Q: What is the sock-to-body ratio?

A: Ha! That's a trick question. There is no sock-to-body ratio. There is only Sock Glitter, the all-powering, soul-sucking, sock-filled void that consumes us all.

Q: What is sock glitter?

A: Sock Glitter is a phenomenon where socks start to sparkle, shimmer, and shine like diamonds in the light. It's a sign of greatness, or possibly madness. We're still researching.

Q: Should I buy socks in bulk?

A: Only if you want to be surrounded by an endless sea of sock-glittering chaos. Or, you know, just buy one or two pairs. We won't judge you.