The Sock Glitter Committee: Level 4

Where the pursuit of sparkly toe socks meets bureaucratic red tape.

Subcommittees:

• The Sock Glitter Spectrum Committee: Level 5
• Subcommittee of Soliloquy

Meeting Minutes:

Our most recent meeting was a rousing success. We decided that the optimal number of sparkles per sock is 17. We also discussed the finer points of toe seam stress disorder.

Notable Sock Glitter Contributions:

We have been known to donate our expertise to various sock-themed charities, including Socks for Socks and Socks for Sock Puppets.

Upcoming Events:

We are hosting a sock-glitter-themed bake sale to raise funds for new research equipment. Stay tuned for more information.

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