As a committee, we've been tasked with solving the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly bewildering problems in the world.
Today, we'll be discussing the ethics of sock glitter. Yes, you heard that right. Sock glitter.
As we all know, socks are a staple in our daily lives. But should they be covered in glitter?
As a committee, we've been considering the implications of sock glitter in space.